In order to actualize the People’s Republic of Memes, we will go through “Four Stages of Revolution”.
Stage One:
We will gather a small amount of liquidity to launch $XIPOOH, asserting the Memeburo’s dominance in the world’s memeconomy.
Stage Two:
The People’s Republic of Memes will launch its MemeFarm, where you can deposit LP tokens for $XIPOOH and other meme tokens to receive $XIYORE, Winnie Xi Pooh’s surly Vice Secretary. A small percentage of the $XIYORE will go to XiHoneyPot, our treasury fund for future endeavors that improves the lives of all. This period represents the Republic’s greatest redistribution of memes.
Stage Three:
The People’s Republic of Memes will let our subjects earn memebership in the Mostly Autonomous Organization (MAO), which will help determine the future of the $XIPOOH ecosystem. Memebership to the MAO will require holding both $XIPOOH and $XIYORE.
Though our glorious leader Winnie Xi Pooh knows best, the People’s Republic of Memes believes the promemetariat has been alienated from their memes and deserves ownership of the memes of production.
Stage Four:
$XIPOOH will achieve its raison d’être by showing the future of the world’s memeconomy. Though subject to the MAO’s approval, the People’s Republic of Memes proposes ideas like the creation of NFTs and a MemeDEX. NFT farming/airdrops can immortalize our sacred artwork, while the MemeDEX will allow inferior meme tokens to be swapped.
For too long, the beourgouimeme has controlled the memes of production. The only path is total revolution by the promemetariat. We rally you to join us to rise up against free-market memeconomics and create a better, more memequal world. Join us now — You are the Revolution!
